CFB Week 1 Television Viewing Guide

The College Football Holiday season is finally here and the BCO doesn't have time to give it it's proper due. That doesn't mean I wont' be drinking a lot of good beer and watching a shit ton of games.



Seriously the BCO is busy. Writing for another site, participating in a College Football Fantasy draft, brewing beer and then the season, leaves no time to blog. I had big plans but this lil thing called life picked up. I am sure I will get the time later to do stuff.

The Daily Rip Off is no more til the end of College ball. I will be doing a Weekly Rip Off of all the good things, I see out there on the web, I hope. The site I write for wants my column on Monday's so hopefully I can be creative and opinionated Monday thru Wednesday on here. In a week or 3, once I get a good schedule down, things will go better on here.

I will not forsake my viewing guide, that's my bread and butter and most read ... at least last year.

Anyone who wants to write something for the blog is more than welcome, just email me.


Viewing Schedule


This fine Bayou Bengal site has every televised game on it. Remember they are Central time, so make time adjustments.

The games and picks. Doing straight up and against the spread this season. Striaight up gets their team color, spread gets +/- the points.

Game of the week is bama vs Klempson, it's now or NEVER for the Tigers.

Date	Time		Channel	Visitor	Home
Thu 8/28	8:00		ESPN	NCState	Souf Kackalacki (-12.5)
	The Ole Ball Coach is slipping, lot harder to win when your roster isn't full of Florida talent, eh? Good news, this week it's the wolfpack, not the dawgs or gators. State ain't there yet. Decent start to the season.
Sat 8/30	noon		ESPN	ECU (+9.5)	VT
	Two beat up teams, one experienced, one very young and both motivated. It is going to be close and if the VT D doesn't show up and score, the Hokies may lose. ECU will pack the box and dare the young wideouts to beat them. A make or break game for the Hokies in the opener?
	2:30		ABC/ESPN2	USC (-19.5)	uva
	What looked to be beat down city, thanks to hooville's mass exodus of talent, somewhat lessens with Sanchez getting hurt and being gimpy. Makes not matter, the 5 td is now dwindled to 3 and change. Long live groan.
	8:00		ABC	bama (+5)	Klempson
	Bama, champions of the Fulmer Cup have arrived. Thugs = talent. The tigers have 2 things going against them, Saban>Tommy and 4 brand new OL that can't block their D in practice. However QB, RB, WR, DL, Secondary ALL favors the Other white meat.
	8:30		ESPN	Ila-noise	Mizzou (+9)
	The Zooker can recruit, no doubt about that but his roster isn't better than Mizzou's, so now he has to out coach them. Good news for him, he has 9 Big1+10 games after this loss. Mizzou has arrived if last season's record didn't show it, the po-po blotter this offseason did.
	10:00		FSN	UDUB (+14)	Oregon
	John Locker, a mini Tim Tebow and bout the only damn thing the Huskies have, he sure would be perfect in the Oregon's spread. Check out the Duck's O, the funnest offense to watch in all of college. Enjoy this late nite Pac10 shootout.
Sun 8/31	3:30		ESPN	UK (+4)	louis-vile
	Not much for Sunday, save some Kentucky bad blood. Both teams lost a lot and the Cards were ASS last year. All things being even, take the home team.
Mon 9/1	4:00		ESPN	Frezno St (+5)	RUTSgers
	A BCO fave, Pat Hill's play anyone, anywhere attitude lands him in New Jersey. After 10 mins in Piscataway, he may rethink this notion. FSU-w is due win against a ranked team. Will the real Scarlet Knights please stand up.
	8:00		ESPN	UT (-7)	UCLA
	Fat Fil fooled them again, not only is he staying in Knoxhole, he got a raise and an extension. Tenn the worst state for H.S. fb talent in the Souf, likes to play these Cali games for recruiting. Unlike last year, they'll win going away.

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BCO is BUSY!

Started a new job today, got lots of lil things to do over the next few days including home brewing a Pale Ale with 3 ounces of fresh hops (from my vine) added during cool down. Also finishing a column for another website, who appears to like my stuff.

No time to find any cool news events, sorry. Viewing schedule will come out tomorrow nite or Wednesday at the latest.

Some VT scoops



QB - Tyrod may redshirt. BCO guess, TT will be the no. 2 qb and will only play if there is an injury to SG (much like SG did one year backing Randall up.) This would give VT 3 more years with him and this team is going to be LOADED in 09 and 10. We'll see, I am not sure how I feel about this, I could go either way.

RB - still unsettled. Cheese probably isn't a 100%, look for KLJr to start but Evans and Ogelsby to get more carries. Ryan Williams will get PT as the season progresses, but if he does not play at all vs ECU ... they may consider shirting him as well.

WR - is not going to be pretty. Fly's and screens. Hoping Roberts catches on quick and become a gamebreaker. In the open fields he is pretty good, but last year he played for medium/small high school as a tailback.

TE - Drager and Smith will complement Boone well. Boone will be the most fun player to watch on O this year.

OL - goes 8 deep, backup OT's are not ready ... not even close.

DL - the top 3 ends are money, the top 3 tackles are too (slight dropoff from last year.) Any injury to a DT is going to be bad. Young is the 4th, but not ready and Taylor is undersized as the 3rd option. Teams will run the ball better on VT than they have in years and the will run better as the game progresses.

LB - starters are more than solid, the backups are true or redshirt freshman. By midseason, I will trust the backups, but not yet. Future is extremely bright here.

CB - Top 2 of Macho and Virgil are very good, the 3rd best? True freshman Eddie Whitley. He did not play last year in h.s., ACL tear. He is wearing it out and has passed Hill and Rock, though it has not appeared on teh depth chart yet.

S - Kam, Porch and Davon can all play FS or Rover, good group, maybe great if Davon plays well at Rover. Lorenzo Williams is the 4th safety, though they want to shirt him ... another stud true freshman. This will go down as the best freshman class ever.

Getting You Pumped for College Ball ... part 4

Holiday Season is Upon Us

4 months of college football starts Thursday!!





An ACC players to watch primer

Some VT scoops tomorrow (lots of really talented freshman) and the viewing schedule the day after.



Some Miami News


Still Thugs ... end of story.

Getting You Pumped for College Ball ... part 3

The Daily Rip Off (8.21.08)

Cincy Fans Hate You Chris

I would love to know how much this cost!


Real Clear Sports chimes in for other NFL franchises, link here.



Hack A Chuck and Plug A Chuck


Probably heard Chuck wants to work on his golf swing, on a reality tv show with Tiger Wood's Golf coach Hank Haney (not like Tiger needs him.) Should be a great show. He knows his swing is shit and is tired of people laughing.

Speaking of shit, is there anything the chuckster won't do for tv? "Stand Up for Cancer" special to be aired on the Big 3, has asked (and been accepted) Chuck to participate in an on air colonoscopy. Charles has great friends ...

Barkley said that when he told his friend Fred Lavner, of NB2 Apparel, about being asked to undergo the procedure on television, Lavner replied they were "probably just looking for the celebrity with the biggest ass."

Chris Cooley


BCO hates the skins, loves Cooley and his hot wife. Maxim interviews him and it's damn funny.

Is it true that you celebrated her 21st birthday by doing 21 shots with her father?
Yeah. Her birthday was on a Sunday, so I got home from a game, went over to her house, and me and her dad did 21 shots of Jim Beam, which was hell. It was a rough night, but it's a great story.

All Time Super Tecmo Bowl Team


Use to be back in the day BCO played the hell outta some Super Tecmo Bowl. BCO loved Warren Moon and the run and shoot but had mad respect for Bo Jackson. This Okoye youtube clip, is sick! This link takes the BCO back home to his late teens. Sigh ... the memories.

P-town/Suffolk/ECU Man is GOLD!

LaShawn Merritt, Ptown born, ECU trained and Suffolk Living wins the Gold in the Olympics 400 meters! LaShawn smashed the competition!

Ears perked up when Suffolk was mentioned by the Olympics crew. Hells Yes.

Congrats and he should be thankful Bolt doesn't run that one! BCO would like to see ex-Suffolk taxpayer Michael Vick and Merritt in a race.

Hope the BCO bumps into him one day, I'll buy him a beer.

Getting You Pumped for College Ball ... part 2

BCO hates w Fn vu as much as Will hates B cups and smaller, but damn .... this is good stuff. Bill Stewart still won't be DickRod, but for 1 nite ... he was gold.

Getting You Pumped for College Ball ... part 1

The Daily Rip Off (8.20.08) Suck Edition

Gals lineup to Suck


Moms Phelps on TV being interviewed by Billy Bush, friend of Lindsay Lohan, so Miss Lohan puts down the mirror and razor blade and texts Billy this classy line ...

“Tell him he’s fucking amazing, and I want to meet him.”

Billy passes it off to Moms Phelps to read and she promptly deletes the text faster Usain Bolt pumps his fist in the middle of a race while winning by a few steps.



Pic above is Michael practicing in anticipation of meeting Lindsay. BCO thinks he doesn't need the helping hand, that Miss Lohan may be able to get there on her own.

Michael has other, slightly less slutty options, so the rumors go.

Lily Dondaldson


Amanda Beard


Good to be the king, even if rumors abound about his douchi-ness. That didn't take long for us to try and bring him down. Long Live America.


I Suck, but I'm Loaded and My Gf's are Hot




Two years ago, Barry Zito signed a 7 years, $126 million dollar contract with the SF Giants. The worst contract in professional sports ... EVER. This year, for his $18 million Barry Zito has bounced from starter to pen to starter is 7-15 and has a 5.43 ERA and an atrocious 1.70 WHIP. He will get 20 losses if the Giants don't put him on the DL with "some" injury. Two things, we know, it doesn't stop him from attracting some hot talent (even if B movie acting, like his pitching) and Manny Ramirez will get $100 million over 4 years, if this clown gets $126M.


We Suck, the NL version of Kansas City


The Cincinnati Reds Suck, the fans know it, the players know it, the owners know it. So Reds ownership and management went to great lengths to confirm their knowledge of this. Each season ticket holder got this letter. Hard pill to swallow to see the shoestring budger Marlins rebuild and win again, the joke named the Rays look to have a bright future and even Royals fans feeling sorry for your franchise.

We had high expectations for the 2008 season. Unfortunately the team has not played up to our expectations and we have sustained injuries to key players within our starting lineup and rotation.

translated

We had hoped other teams would roll over, die and quit baseball in 2008. Unfortunately that did not happen and the voodoo curse and 6 live chickens we ate did not work and the few injuries we got, we milked to death and are 20 players short of actually competing for the wildcard.

BCO's early 2009 Cincy Reds ... Last place in the N.L. Central but better than the Washington Nationals in the N.L.

Beer Makes the BCO a Jolly Good Fellow

Drunk Olympics


Other than some kick ass Cornhole, no clue who won the Drunk Olympics. Darren, a burgeoning Cornhole God!

When the po-po showed up, BCO's friends the PBDA crew kicked ass and walked all over the law. Will post more pics later on, when I need a laugh.


Phony Craft Brewer


We beer snobs, will NOT drink this. AB trashed craft beer for years, now they want us to drink their offering. HELLS NO. I do hope Bud drinkers try it, like it then move on to better craft beer. They do give lots of good info for n00bs.

Micro Kill the Big 3?


As a Nation, beer drinkers are stepping up and demanding better beer. AB hears you, the response above as proof. Cool article here.

Although craft beers account for only $5.7 billion of the industry, they have seen a 58% increase in dollar sales since 2004, according to the Brewers Association in Boulder, Colo. Last year, while imported and noncraft beer both experienced a growth rate of 1.4% in volume, craft beer enjoyed a 12% growth rate in volume, according to the Brewers Association.

More Binge Drinking


Click to see how your state stacks up.


Money Beer Link


Literally, sent in by BCO friend, Andy. Click and enjoy.


Cheap Beer and the U.S.


All you need to know about regional crap ass, metallic beer. Pretty good article, learned the BCO up on some not so fine American swill.

Football!!!!

Deadspin's VT Preview


Deadspin has VT as their no. 15 team in the CFB preview, pretty funny, some truth to the words and the BCO is sure some Hokie fans will get bent out of shape. Errr, it's Deadspin, that's the point.

From Maurice DeShazo to the new hotness, Tyrod “T-Mobile” Taylor, this has been the type of player to bandage the leaky sieve that is the offensive line or pick up the slack when your running backs and wide receivers might have just picked up their high school diplomas.

Some of the comments are funny, but the best line was by the author ....

Zach Luckett, the only receiver with halfway decent experience, was suspended indefinitely for being wasted and driving into a dumpster at 7-11 in downtown b'burg. That's just great.

Its unknown whether or not Brandon Ore was working at the 7-11 at the time.

Haha, that's pretty funny.


The Sorry State of QB Affairs in the ACC


Lots of shitty qb play, don't look for 2008 to be a better year in the ACC.

Funny, the BCO just wrote his article for a real website about the qb's aiming for the job at the Mid Atlantic 3 of the ACC. This guy is funnier. Tysean Glenrod, pretty funny. Maybe I'll link my 3rd column for these guys.


CBS TV Viewing Schedule Leaked


Not like we aren't going to find out soon anyway but southernsaturday.com did us the favor early. BCO highlight games, bolded or half the damn schedule, haha.

09/13 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Georgia @ South Carolina (CBS HD)
09/20 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Florida @ Tennessee (CBS HD)
09/27 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Tennessee @ Auburn (CBS HD)
10/04 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Florida @ Arkansas or Kentucky @ Alabama (CBS HD)
10/11 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Tennessee @ Georgia (CBS HD)
10/11 - 7:00 p.m.-9:30 p.m. LSU @ Florida (CBS HD)
10/18 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. LSU @ South Carolina (CBS HD)
10/25 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Georgia @ LSU (CBS HD)
11/01 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Georgia-Florida (CBS HD)
11/08 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Alabama @ LSU or Georgia @ Kentucky (CBS HD)
11/15 - 3:00 p.m.-3:30 p.m. Notre Dame @ Navy (CBS HD)
11/15 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. South Carolina @ Florida or Georgia @ Auburn (CBS HD)
11/22 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Ole Miss @ LSU or Tennessee @ Vanderbilt or Arkansas @ Mississippi St. (CBS HD)
11/28 - 1:30 p.m.-5:00 p.m. LSU @ Arkansas (CBS HD)
11/29 - 11:00 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Georgia Tech @ Georgia (CBS HD)
11/29 - 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Auburn @ Alabama (CBS HD)
12/06 - 11:00 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Army @ Navy (CBS HD)
12/06 - 3:00 p.m.-7:30 p.m. SEC Championship

Sh|t Outta Luckett

Zach Luckett, indefintely suspended from the Hokie football team due to his DUI early Sunday morning. Zach, I hope you kept the blazer and tie, you'll need it in court.

I can't trash the kid too hard, lawd knows how many times I could have been DUI'd. More than a few BCO readers have been pinched once by Johnny Law for the same.

That said, we are hacks who didn't have the ability he has.

Zach finally puts VT on the others receiving votes in the Fulmer Cup chase, with 12 days left to accrue points. Sigh, almost made it out. VT has had a very small presence in the Fulmer Cup since Marcus left. Apparently, this is the one of the least knucklehead team's VT has ever had and Zach leaving makes it even better, so the word goes.

This really leaves the VT program in a world of hurt at wr. After the spring the top 4 wideouts after having 4 seniors gone and 3 drafted were:

• Brandon Dillard - a walk on speedster, now out with blown achilles
• Zach Luckett - a whip linebacker pretending to be a WR, who was immature. Now facing jail time due to his 2nd dui
• Danny Coale - a r-fr possession receiver
• Ike Whitaker - a converted Qb who is also a recovering alcoholic, who falls off the wagon, pretty regularly

Yeah, not fucking pretty.

Thanks Zach. Now the 3 freshman wideouts will play, they have too. It took Royal, Morgan and co a few games to get going their freshman year, so expect more of the same.

Sigh, Stiney always has an excuse for a crappy O, young WR's, bad OL, new QB, bad WR's young QB ... etc. This year he has 2 excuses.

Luckett should have played at Michigan, he'd still be on the team for the DUI. Kevin Grady blew a 0.281 ... DAMN! DickRod does not care.

VT Football Thoughts

A little less than 2 weeks away to the start of the season. A few thoughts by position.

QB - Both will play, a lot. No separation, Taylor is making big time leaps in his defense recognition.

RB - 5 guys, 4 slightly above average runners who can pass block decently. 1 stud runner who can't, but he's getting better. Right now Cheese, Ogelsby and KLJr are the top 3 but the BCO thinks by game 4, Ryan Williams will have corrected his pass blocking issues and move up into the top 2. Best runner on the team.

WR - Returning guys are merely average and mostly inconsistent. Freshman are young, Roberts is the best with the ball in his hands, but this ex h.s. rb has a lot to learn. Boyce and Boykins will push hard and by mid season bypass some upper classman.

TE - Boone is a bad mofo, line him up at TE, RB or WR and get him the ball. He'll demolish any 1 guy in space and sometimes 4. Good depth behind him, a Team strength.

OL - Best OL since MV1's Freshman year. Pass blocking and run blocking will be improved. Team has very good interior line depth. 2009 could be VT's best line .... EVER.

DE - Top 3 are very solid, not out of this world, Moor/Engelberger but Worild's coud surprise.

DT - 3 deep with one being 260ish. Graves and Taco will both be bell cows but injuries and fatigue may hurt this duo. 4th DT may be the true freshman Hopkins.

LB - Warren and Sturdivant will only be a shade less than Hall and Adibi. That's pretty amazing. Their backups could be true freshman as Bruce Taylor (future DE?) and Jake Johnson are laying the practice lumber. Odum and Stephens are both nasty as well. In 2010 there might not be any better Linebackers in the nation. Cam Martin, good as usual.

Safety - Kam Chancellor may leave early. If he has a good year think Sean Taylor like in size and athletic ability. Apparently the nicest guy on the team, maybe nicest hokie ever. Davon Morgan mans the rover spot and he likes to hit. Dorian Porch backs up both safety spots. True freshman Lorenzo Williams is very impressive, he could play this year but they really want to shirt him.

CB - Macho and Virgil are playing well, easily the 2 best cb's. Third best? True freshman Eddie Whitley, many people are reminded of Brandon Flowers, kid likes to pop the wideouts. He is likely tol start at boundary corner next year. Hill and Carmichael are solid backups, solid enough to let Whitley shirt this season.

Punter - Bowden may push for a rubber chicken circuit award in Orlando

K - who the hell knows.


This team is going to be monster in 09. Tyrod, Williams, Roberts, Boone, the OL, and all the nasty freshman at WR and on D just getting better. Some teams might want to beat VT this year or it might be a couple before it happens again. The O is going to struggle as team's man up the wideouts and load the box with 8 guys. The expansive playbook of 6 plays doesn't help. Keep turnovers down and a scramble or 2 by Tyrod will help, but let's face it ... Bud is going to have to carry the day until Ryan and the freshman wideouts get it going.

Michael Phelps is Not Finished with History

Sure we all know of his Olympic record 8 Gold medals in 1 games but now comes the really fun part. Use more condoms shagging Olympic games wiminz than any other man ... EVER.

The 100k condoms got handed out for a reason ... for Legendary Olympic performers to use OFTEN.

The BCO expects many a wiminz in the Olympic Village to see this face over the next 5 days.


Michael, you deserve it. After Babe Ruth and 'The Wire', Mr. Phelps is the 3rd best thing to come out of Baltimore.

BCO to Live Forever

A BB Preview of Spain vs USA?

In 3 short hours the 2 best teams in the Olympics play each other. If Spain's flopping is allowed, the US is in BIG trouble. Check this...



Seriously, the Italian World Cup Champion futbol team is embarrassed by what they see on this video. Manu Giflopobli is taking notes however.

Very, very curious to see how this and later matchup between the 2 teams is called. These refs are more crooked than the NBA variety and almost up there with the goons coach kusser employees for games in Durham.

The Daily Rip Off (8.14.08)

Hater's Guide to the Top 25


Deadspin's must read for college football fans. Good shit, here folks, though it peters out towards the end. No one certainly hates the pic above, even if one can find other reasons to hate the Gators and Dawgs.

These 2 leading paragraphs from the link above, should get you to read the column ...

I may be someone who prefers the NFL to college football when push comes to shove (though I really like watching both quite a bit). But even I can’t argue that, when it comes to true, unrelenting, passionate hatred, college football has the NFL beat, hands down. I fucking hate the Green Bay Packers, but my hatred of those northern Wisconsin shitdiggers and their slovenly mongoloid fanbase is nothing compared to the festering revulsion most college fans have for other college programs.

I mean, look at Alabama fans. Those people hate Auburn almost as much as they hate gays, Jews, and running water combined. We’re talking some extremely serious irrational anger here. The kind of anger that causes people to genuinely dislike each other, and wish each other nothing but ill fortune, and fantasize about a grisly, horrid death for one another. It’s what makes college football so grand!

This guy gets college football. Enjoy. Psst ... WVU's write up, did not disappoint.


Nice Ass .... Bitch


Homerun Derby is fast becoming a BCO fave, a nice lil write up about sportsgirl on sportsgirl action. Heidi Watney, bloody sox beat reporter and hottie gets sized up by the nations sports reporter and hottie, Miss Erin Andrews. So is it jealousy, curiosity or does EA want to take a swing at Miss Watney? I go with no. 1, you know wiminz hate wiminz, though I am pulling for no. 3.


Jock Itch or the Drip?


Jock itch being passed around the campus of Southern Cal or is it worse than that? I mean, these guys all bang the same USC on campus football groupies. Shouldn't they have an Olympic sized stash of Trojans around those parts?

Some choice quotes, raise suspicion;

Each day, it seems, another player shows up at USC football practice with a pained expression and an uncomfortable gait, feet spread wide, stepping gingerly across the turf.

As much as 25% of the team has been affected ... The condition seems to have spread by way of new compression shorts, or tights, worn under their football pants.

Tailback Joe McKnight and receiver Travon Patterson were sufficiently afflicted to spend Wednesday's practice on the sideline.

"It burns," Patterson said.

"Sometimes they can't walk," said tailback Stafon Johnson, who could giggle because he has remained itch-free. "I don't know what it is, but I'm staying away from it."

Hmmm, the BCO thinks dirty sluts are involved.


Wisconsin Can Drink!


Andy not to be out done by Will, shows what his adopted state of Wisconsin can do when they put their mouth's to it. A 100 person beer Bong!!


Unsurprisingly, they also lead the nation in binge drinking.


Sadly the BCO doesn't think they are drinking good beer when they do this. Acting the fool on 2 accounts.

The Daily Rip Off - Olympic Edition (8.13.08)

Meathead Pussy, Shake it Off


I obviously kid. Damn, that's messed up, just goes to show you, working out and taking care of your body is dangerous. Have a beer and watch tv, it's easier and better for you.


1.1 Billion Indians are 20% of Michael Phelps


So Perusing Deadspin, the BCO finds out Indian after 80 years of competing in the Olympic Games finally had their first Gold medalist (5th medal overall.) Yep, 5 medals total in 80 years, for the world's 2nd largest country. Wow, BCO has to wonder how shitty the last kid picked for dodge ball over there really is. The best part about that link above is all the politically incorrect comments, let me drop off a few of my favorites.

• Thank you, come again
• I always thought Indians were better with arrows..
• In grade school, the Indian students always won gold in the Math Olympics.
• Sadly his only applicable skill in his country is putting red dots on peoples' foreheads
• All Kwik-E-Mart employees must be skilled in the deadly arts.

Chinese Gaffes

Not to bore those who don't care. Some not so positive events in Beijing the last few days.


Milli Lin Miaoke


They are Liars, well no shit! Danny Amonte would be proud.


Chinese delay tactics, not the BCO doomed hottie Alicia?


Down Attendance, I wonder why?


DAMN!



Hi, I am Lebron James

Linky for what's on his mind.

It's good to be the King and luckily for him the organizers have handed out 100,000 condoms. Guessing Michael Phelps, Lebron James and that Thai weightlifter finish with the Gold, Silver and Bronze in who wraps it up the most.


Heisman Magic Trick


LSUFreek is a Legend, bigger than Timmy T. even. Seriously, his stuff is money, he farks and photoshops with the best of them.


The Boot

No surprise, Nebraska Gay Wrestlers get the heave ho in Lincoln. Middle America don't play that, might wanna try UCLA or UMASS.


Why Will is the Perfect Steeler Fan

BCO Willing To Take One For the Team

The U.S. Wiminz Gymnastic Team that is.

Alicia Sacramone can knock me out (preferably with those American thighs) anytime she wants, the BCO will even take embarrassment to do it.

I jinxed her, the least she can do is punch me.

Nite Off

The BCO had a busy day and decided to watch some of the Summer Games. Feels a bit dirty watching the wiminz Gymnastic team, but Alicia Sacramone, called to let me know, things are ok (she's a woman grown & almost bar legal.)

The Daily Rip Off (8.11.08)

Olympic Replay
Big Time players step up in BIG TIME moments.

I am sure everyone has heard, if not seen the U.S. Relay team come from behind and beat the Frenchies, but the BCO thought a couple photos to keep the memory fresh would be a good idea.

The French star was extremely confident about his team's chances heading into the big showdown. "The Americans? We're going to smash them," Bernard said. "That's what we came here for."

That pose and L is what you got, Benard. Hey Frenchies ....



Yep, still feels good. Heres to Shit talking, keeping the sporting world more interesting.

That barely over 46 second split for Lezak is a sick number. This beer is for you, CHEERS!


Dirty Sanchezes!


The news of this Photo of the Spanish Olympic Basketball team all making slanty eyes for a Spanish newspaper is catching like wild fire all over the internet. Look everyone knows most athletes are prima donna jerks who are politically incorrect, but who the hell is watching their asses to let them be this fucking stupid? BCO wonders if this will hurt them in the long run, as the BCO is of the opinion this team has the ability to be Team USA and is at worst the 3rd best team in the field.

Yes, the BCO knows the Spanish team has no player named Sanchez on the team but how else could he incorporate the ATM reference (NSFWish) in the blog?


Hard Drinking Cities


Forbes has a fun and interesting drinking story. Pics and faqs on each here.
The BCO has been to half of the list and each one is a lil bit different than the other but Milwaukee certainly is very interesting in the fact you can't take 4 steps out the front door of your house in any neighborhood and not have 3 bars in front of you. The BCO would not be married if he lived there.



The Boss


In the NFL's recent trend of old doods who won't show nippage at the Super Bowl, the next perfomer is ... The Boss. At least he is still pretty damn good. NYPost with the breaking news. The BCO can't wait for the 2021 Super Bowl when they bust out Poisen as the performers.


Gay in Linclon!

Err ... speechless. Read and decide if you should follow the link. No pic will accompany this one.

The Scarlet Project has obtained photos from an anonymous source of University of Nebraska 125-pound national champion wrestler Paul Donahoe and 133-pound wrestler Kenny Jordan depicted on a gay pornographic website. Both video and photo, capture the duo undressing, showering and masturbating, among other graphic actions, for the website

So what do you think their oponents will think this season coming up? "Hey coach .... I'll take the Loss, eff trying to make weight this week."

How To Improve Declining Popularity

Eff, solving real problems, hang out with the Olympians and look at HOT American Ass all day.

BCO can't blame him.

Article and more pics here.


Ahh, you know he grabbed it, you know it!